I think I should explain the title of my blog. I was reading in my favorite creative writing book the other day, Bird by Bird, and came across one of the greatest quotes about writing I've ever read:
"Listen to your broccoli, and your broccoli will tell you how to eat it." - Mel Brooks
At first, I just thought it was funny. And then, for no particular reason whatsoever, I pulled an index card out of my desk at work, scrawled the words across in a green pen I chose especially for the occasion, and taped it to a pile of books sitting front and center. I put my feet up on the desk and admired my handiwork.
It entertained me profusely. Mostly because my students who noticed it were like, "uh, Ms. Richter - broccoli?" in that 'are you okay' kind of voice.
"Yes, broccoli," I would reply in the most sane, matter-of-fact voice I could muster. That's when the magic started to happen.
"Do you know why broccoli?" I'd ask, seriously.
A blink or two. Blank stares. An eyebrow raise.
"Because it's a metaphor for life!" I'd say, enthusiastically.
My students would reply with "Cool" or "Oh" or "What’s a metaphor again?"
Then I’d sigh because the magic was almost there.
I am hungry and my broccoli will teach me how to eat.
Broccoli have been known to whisper some crazy and fabulous things.
ReplyDeleteI don't really like broccoli, though. Can I listen to my tomatoes instead?
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